John is not a "good" student. He often sleeps in class. Today, he fell asleep again.
"John!" the teacher said angrily.
"What? What's wrong?" John was awakened.
"Why are you making a face? This is a classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing," the teacher said.
"No one is laughing," another student whispered.
"No, it wasn't me. I wasn't making a face. I was sleeping," John said, feeling upset.
"Hmm. Not bad. You admitted your fault. You're still a good boy," the teacher said, satisfied.
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