Keeping Pure | 保持纯洁

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A man at a bar notices a woman who comes in alone on a fairly regular basis. After a couple of weeks, he approaches her.

"No, thank you," she says politely. "This may sound rather odd nowadays, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."

"That must be rather difficult," the man replies.

"Oh, I don't mind too much," she says. "But it makes my husband pretty upset."

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