Tom was thrilled about his promotion to Vice President at his company and bragged about it to his wife for weeks.
Finally, she had enough and said, "Listen, it's not that special. They even have a Vice President of Peas at the grocery store!"
"Really?" Unsure if it was true, Tom decided to call the store.
A clerk answered, and Tom asked, "May I speak to the Vice President of Peas, please?"
The clerk replied, "Canned or frozen?"
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