Too Late | 为时已晚

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A medical student was asked to specify the dosage of a certain drug for a patient. He promptly replied, "Five grains."

A minute later, the student inquired, "May I correct my answer?" The professor glanced at his watch and said, "It's too late. Your patient died thirty seconds ago."

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