Two Tickets, Please | 请给两张票

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A young man in love invited his girlfriend to the cinema one weekend. At the ticket counter, he said to the seller, "Two tickets, please."

When told that all tickets were sold out, the disappointed young man asked, "Then do you have any extra tickets that would allow us to stand together?"

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