Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit did not like each other. One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog.
The frog spoke to them, amazing them both. It explained that it rarely met anyone, but when it did, it granted six wishes. The frog told them they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in their forest were female. The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit thought for a moment, then wished for a crash helmet. One appeared instantly, and he put it on.
Mr. Bear was puzzled by this wish but proceeded with his second one. He wished that all bears in the neighboring forests were also female. The frog granted this wish too.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him. He climbed on and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear was incredulous. He complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that could have been his own.
Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish: that all other bears in the world were female, leaving him as the only male bear.
The frog confirmed the wish was granted. They both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his final wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, and said, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" Then he rode away as fast as he could.