"Young man," said the angry father from the head of the stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?"
"You did," admitted the boyfriend. "It was going to strike eleven, but I grabbed it and held the gong so it wouldn't disturb you."
The father muttered, "Wonder why I didn't think of that one in my courting days!"
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