A tourist visiting New Mexico was amazed by the dinosaur bones scattered around.
"How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly Native American guide.
"Exactly one hundred million and three years old."
"How can you be so sure?" inquired the tourist.
"Well," replied the guide, "a geologist came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old, and that was exactly three years ago."
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