The Biggest Liar | 最大的说谎者

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Stranger: Catch any fish?

Fisherman: Did I! I took forty out of this stream this morning.

Stranger: Know who I am? I'm the game warden.

Fisherman: Know who I am? I'm the biggest liar in the state.

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