A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?"
"They're up in bed," she replied.
The little boy giggled, ate his breakfast, and went out to play. At lunch, he returned and asked again, "Where's Mom and Dad?"
"They're still up in bed," his grandma said.
Again, the boy giggled, ate his lunch, and went back out to play. When he came in for dinner, he asked once more, "Where's Mom and Dad?"
"They're still up in bed," his grandmother replied.
This time, the little boy burst out laughing. His grandmother asked, "What gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed, you start to laugh! What's going on here?"
The little boy replied, "Well, last night Daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline, and I gave him super glue."