A man escapes from prison after 15 years. Fleeing, he breaks into a house, hoping to find money and guns. Instead, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the man out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the woman to the bed, he leans over, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.
While he's gone, the husband whispers to his wife, "Listen, he's an escaped prisoner. Look at his clothes! He's probably been in jail for years and hasn't seen a woman. I saw him kiss your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist. Just do what he says. He's dangerous; if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
The wife replies, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering. He told me he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we have any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."