"I no longer look like an old lady," said Sophia to her husband, who was busy solving a crossword puzzle by the fire.
She had just been to her hairdresser and looked quite a different person.
The fellow lifted his head and muttered under his breath: "That's quite true, darling. You don't look like an old lady at all."
"And what do I look like?" insisted the lady, blushing prettily.
"You look like an old gentleman."
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