The Unconventional Weight Loss Program | 非常规减肥计划

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A man orders a 5-day, 10-pound weight loss program from a company. The next day, a voluptuous, athletic 19-year-old woman arrives at his door with a sign around her neck that reads: 'If you can catch me, I'm yours.'

Without hesitation, he chases her but gives up after a few miles, exhausted. The same routine repeats for the next four days. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost the promised 10 pounds.

Encouraged, he orders a more ambitious 5-day, 20-pound program. The next day, an even more stunning woman arrives with the same sign. He chases her with all his might for five days and successfully loses another 20 pounds.

Thrilled with his progress, he decides to 'go for broke' and orders the most rigorous program: a 7-day, 50-pound plan. The company representative cautions him, but he insists, feeling better than he has in years.

The next day, there's a knock. He opens the door to find a huge, muscular man wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign that reads: 'If I catch you, you're mine.'

That week, he lost 63 pounds.

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