A blonde woman, suspecting her boyfriend was unfaithful, purchased a gun. That same day, she went to his apartment, pistol in hand. Upon opening the door, she found him embracing a redhead. Overwhelmed with despair, she pressed the gun to her own temple. Her boyfriend screamed, "Honey, don't do it!" The blonde yelled back, "Shut up! You're next!"
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