A grade school teacher asked her students what their parents did for a living.
Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!"
Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a professor!"
Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a piano player in a brothel!"
The teacher was shocked. That evening, she made sure to call Little Johnny's father.
When she told him what Johnny had said, he replied, "Actually, I'm an attorney. But how am I supposed to explain that to a seven-year-old?"
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