- Why did the person give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
- Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
- Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle? It wants to keep its Stockholm!
- What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
- Why was the woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
- Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!
- Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
- What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
- What’s the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper!
- What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
- Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
- What do you get when a cow goes to the beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
- What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
- What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
- What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
- Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
- What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
- Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
- Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow’s food? He wanted to raise stewed beef!
- Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Udderly Hilarious: 20 Cow Jokes | 与奶牛有关的20个英语笑话
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