Headline Photo | 要上头条了

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While photographing a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed animal turn and chase them.

As they ran, one journalist gasped, "I can't run anymore! What should we do?"

"No idea," replied his colleague. "But one of us is about to have his photo on the front page."

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