A Match Made in Heaven | 天作之合

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On their way to get married, a loving couple is killed in a car accident. They wait outside Heaven's Gate for St. Peter to process their entry. While waiting, they ask if they can get married in Heaven. St. Peter replies, "I don't know; this is the first time anyone has asked. Let me find out," and leaves.

The couple waits for months and begins to have second thoughts about an eternal marriage. "What if it doesn't work out? Are we stuck together forever?" they wonder. St. Peter returns, looking weary, and says, "Yes, you can get married in Heaven."

"Great," they reply, "but what if things don't work out? Can we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard to the ground. "What's wrong?" the couple exclaims.

"Geez!" St. Peter cries out. "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take me to find a lawyer?"

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