Three clergymen—a Catholic, a Jew, and an Episcopalian—were on a flight together. They encountered the worst turbulence in aviation history.
After landing, a reporter interviewed them. First, he asked the Catholic if he was afraid. The man replied, "I am Catholic, my son. Yes, I was afraid, but I prayed to my God, and I knew He would see me through it."
The reporter thanked him and approached the Jewish clergyman with the same question. He answered, "I am Jewish, my son. Yes, I was afraid, but I prayed to my God, and I knew He would see me through it."
Finally, the reporter approached the third clergyman, whose clothes were disheveled, with wet streaks down his pants and chunks on his chest. Asked the same question, he replied, "I'm an Ecopalian."
"Ecopalian? What's an Ecopalian?" asked the reporter.
The clergyman said, "That's an Episcopalian with the piss scared out of him!"