Peanuts for the Bus Driver | 给公交车司机带花生的老奶奶

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An elderly woman brought the bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.

At first, the driver enjoyed them, but after a week, he said, "Please, Granny, you don't have to bring me peanuts anymore. Keep them for yourself."

The old woman replied, "Oh, you see, I don't have teeth anymore. I just like to suck the chocolate off them."

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