- If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
- Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.
- Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
- Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.
- Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
- Drop your trousers here for best results.
- Specialist in women and other diseases.
- Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday.
- We take your bags and send them in all directions.
- The manager has personally passed all water served here.
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