Three Friends' Funerals | 三位朋友的葬礼

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Three friends—a doctor, a teacher, and a lawyer—were driving on the highway one Saturday. Suddenly, a brand-new SUV cut them off. To avoid it, the driver swerved left, hit the median, and the car flipped several times. All three died instantly.

They found themselves waiting in line to enter Heaven. The doctor asked the others, "What do you want people to say at your funeral? I want them to say, 'She was a great doctor who never let down her patients.'"

The teacher said, "I want to be remembered as a great educator. I'd like to hear, 'He was a wonderful teacher, a role model for children, who changed countless lives.'"

The lawyer then said, "I'd like people to say, 'Look! He's moving!'"

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