Marcella Vespa called her friend Winona about the disappearance of her husband, who had been missing for several days.
When asked by the police for a description of her husband, she replied, "He's over six feet tall, with beautiful, wavy blond hair. He's got a fetching smile that shows a perfect set of teeth. He wears Brooks Brothers clothes and is muscular, weighing about two hundred pounds."
Winona waited until Marcella had finished her phone call, then asked what it was all about. "Your husband is over five feet and his hair is gray and almost gone. He grins like a polar bear and he's bought every darned tooth in his head. Marcella, that was an untrue description of your husband."
"Sure it was," Marcella replied, "But who wants that jerk back?"