"There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.
"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What is it?"
"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."
"And the bad news?"
"After the divorce, she's marrying your father."
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