Legal Misunderstandings | 法律误解

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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We have no money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, come with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife and two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a limousine.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem. The grass at my home is about two feet tall."

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