In a supermarket, a man was pushing a cart with a screaming, bellowing baby inside. The man kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."
A woman standing nearby said to him, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."
The man looked at her and replied, "Lady, I'm Albert."
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