Who Is Right? | 谁是对的

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After a quarrel, the husband shouted, "You should remember that a man's thoughts are always right and his judgment is correct, no matter what. Women, on the other hand, are always the opposite."

The wife replied, "Exactly. You choosing me as your wife was absolutely right. But my choosing you as my husband was a huge mistake!"

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